ITS CEB’S BIRTHDAY TODAY AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THAN TO DRAW CEB A PICTURE OF THE AU WHERE JOHN GOES TO A CAFÈ RUN BY THE VANTAS FAMILY AND ASKS FOR A PEPPERMINT CHAI LATTE EVERY TIME BUT KARKAT YELLS AT HIM AND TELLS HIM THEY ONLY SERVE REGULAR DRINKS HERE YOU BRAIN ROTTING PIECE OF SHIT GO BACK TO STARBUCKS
sha la la la la my oh my
i dont really have an explanation for this
DONT YOU DARE NOT TO POST THIS AGAIN TUMBLR
ahem sorry tumblr pisses me off cuz something is wrong with pervious post so im posting this one more fucking time
ehhhh lets suppose that someone kicked john’s ass and karkat takes care of him
"Instead of the usual AU where John is the heir to the throne and Karkat is his knight, Karkat is the royal guy and John’s like, his manservant or something."
Karkat is tiny and soft, John is tall, dark, and handsome- together they frick all over the castle.
I think I should post this on dA, but I’ve been ignoring it for foreeever. ;3;
i’ll never know why i ship it, but i will always do.
The only solution is to break them up so he has a chance at Best Man-ship. Dave must enter the war on gay marriage.